During dismissal....
Student J: (he just put on chapstick) "Mrs. Tull, does it look like I have lip gloss on?"
Me: (about 10 feet away) "Not from here, it doesn't look like it."
Another student: "HAHA, Yes it does!!"
Me: "Well, ya know what? He's going to be happier because he won't have chapped lips!"
Another student: "Yeah, he'll have sexy lips!"
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Can we talk in private?
Student T came in late to class....about 45 minutes late.
Student T: "Can I talk to you in private?"
Me: "Yes, of course, let's go over here..." (and I'm thinking it's something serious)
Student T: "The reason I came in late today, is because I couldn't find one of my shoes."
Me: (holding in laughter) "Okay, well, that's fine."
Student T: "I just wanted you to know."
Me: "Well thank you!"
Student T: "Can I talk to you in private?"
Me: "Yes, of course, let's go over here..." (and I'm thinking it's something serious)
Student T: "The reason I came in late today, is because I couldn't find one of my shoes."
Me: (holding in laughter) "Okay, well, that's fine."
Student T: "I just wanted you to know."
Me: "Well thank you!"
Mysteries
The Assignment: Think of two stories that have the genre of 'Mystery' and compare and contrast them.
Student D: "Can we write about girls? They sure are a mystery to me! I mean, we gotta figure you all out and stuff!"
Student D: "Can we write about girls? They sure are a mystery to me! I mean, we gotta figure you all out and stuff!"
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Hummer, no Hunter
Student G: "Mrs. Tull, I bet I know your password."
Me: "Oh yeah? What is it?"
Student G: "It's your husband's name!"
Another teacher: "What's her husband's name?"
Student G: "Hummer?"
Me: "Oh yeah? What is it?"
Student G: "It's your husband's name!"
Another teacher: "What's her husband's name?"
Student G: "Hummer?"
Old
After we took our quarterly test I had the kids stretch and jump up and down to release their energy....
Student L: "Mrs. Tull - you too old to be jumpin!"
Student L: "Mrs. Tull - you too old to be jumpin!"
Saturday, January 23, 2010
dandruff
A very serious conversation with a 10-year old boy....
Me: "So G, why do you put grease on your hair?"
G: "So I don't get dry skin."
Me: "Yeah, but why not just use conditioner?"
G: "Grease works better. You know dry and flaky skin is called dandruff! And you have dandruff too! But you have blond hair, so you can't see it."
REALLY?! since when do I have blond hair?
Me: "So G, why do you put grease on your hair?"
G: "So I don't get dry skin."
Me: "Yeah, but why not just use conditioner?"
G: "Grease works better. You know dry and flaky skin is called dandruff! And you have dandruff too! But you have blond hair, so you can't see it."
REALLY?! since when do I have blond hair?
Balls
definitely set myself up by complete accident.........working on possessive nouns....my example....
Me: "So imagine that I want to go to the sports store, Dicks, to buy balls...."
Yeah, the little boys couldn't control their laughter....followed by the little girls delayed realization. Then, I couldn't stop laughing either....so I said...
"FINE! We're going to Wal-Mart for the balls!"
Me: "So imagine that I want to go to the sports store, Dicks, to buy balls...."
Yeah, the little boys couldn't control their laughter....followed by the little girls delayed realization. Then, I couldn't stop laughing either....so I said...
"FINE! We're going to Wal-Mart for the balls!"
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