Candy

After a long discussion with a student about our favorite types of candy...

Student: I like milky ways. They just taste so...milky!

Kids Have the BEST Compliments!

Student: Mrs. Tull, you look like you should be on one of those Yoplait commercials? Ya know, the yogurt...
Me: Um, okay, why?
Student: Because they always have pretty people doing them.

AWWW, love my kids!!!

Shrimp

Student: Where do shrimp come from?
Me: Their moms!
Student: And where do they come from?
Me: Their moms!
Student: And where do THEY come from?
...Another student: You see, there's this thing called Adam and Eve....


And with that...I walked away...

You learn something new every day...

Student: Did you know that if you throw up on grass, it turns green?

Science Creativity

Me: What do we call an organism that eats another organism?
Student: A cold blooded killer.

But my mom calls me one!

The counselor walked into my room: May I see all the girls in the hallway real quick?

So all the girls go out...

Boy student: (who clearly didn't listen) Am I supposed to go in the hallway?
Me: Are you a girl?
Boy student: Well, my mom calls me one.

Little People

Student K: This weekend, I saw 2 little people driving in a really small car. It was really funny.

Two days later, same student...

Student: I have something to tell you and yes, it's school related and yes, it's very important.
Me (now knowing it is not school related and not important): Ok...
Student: How do you talk to midgits?
Me: I don't know, how? (thinking it was some kind of joke)
Student: No, that's what I'm asking you!
Me: Like you talk to anybody else!
Student: Oh, okay.